13 Golden Rules for GIRLS! 1. Sometimes we just don't want to talk. Don't take it personally. 2. Helpless is not cute. 3. Get to the point. 4. Breathe occasionally so we can get a word in. 5. We don't go shopping. When we need something, we buy it. 6. If itches, it will be scratched. 7. You have enough clothes. 8. You have too many shoes. 9. Crying is blackmail. 10. Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one: Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say it. 11. Sundays equals sports. 12. Your ex-boyfriend is idiot. 13. We never know what day it is. We never make anniversaries on a calendar you know check.
