TOP 10 REASONS TO BE SINGLE. 10. Morning breath is ok. 9. Already have enough laundry. 8. Checking account always balances. 7. One is NOT a lonely number. 6. Get to hold the remote control all the time. 5. Can eat dinner standing in front of the refrigerator. 4. Don't have to share anything. 3. I'm the only one here that snores. 2. My car is MY CAR. and the #1 REASON "TO BE SINGLE" IS NO IN-LAWS! This is a black and white graphic with bold, stylized text listing humorous benefits of being single. It would be used as a funny profile banner or status update.
