I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I. Thou shall not take Edward Cullen's name in vain. Remember to keep release dates calendar. Honor the Cullens for grading you with their presence. Thou shall not kill humans. Though shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally. Thou shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they can't read them anymore. Thou shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways. Thou shall not covet Edward. Thou shall not covet Edward Volvo, or various Cullen cars.
