Honey, for Mother's Day. I'm gonna pick up the dog crap in the yard, take out the garbage, clean the garage, cook you a nice dinner, and give you a relaxing back rub. Shhh.... You had me at "dog crap". Sniff, sniff. A yellow speech bubble contains a humorous text about a husband's chores, followed by a smaller bubble with a witty response. This graphic is intended for a humorous Mother's Day greeting.