10 REASONS TO LOVE A NURSE!! 1.No body part scares me 2.Defibrillation...i can thrill you with 1 touch 3.I'm used to working all night 4.Who else will ever encourage you to pass gas 5.I've flipped bigger people than you in bed 6.No dinner conversation will ever gross me out 7.DRUGS. I know them all 8.We have a code for every color even brown 9.I know the proper way to tie you to a bed 10.Hit the right button and I will come quickly. A cartoon illustration of a smiling nurse in a red and white uniform posing playfully. This graphic is intended for humorous use on social media profiles or as a joke gift design.