Things Not To Say During Sex
• I have to poop.
• Smile for the camera!
• Get off me, I'll do it myself!
• This is your first time...right?
• You're almost as good as my ex!
• When is this to feel good?
• I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs!
• I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home.
• Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.
• Hey! My friends were right! You ARE good.
• On second thought, let's turn the lights off.
• I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
• But everybody looks funny naked!
• Do I have to pay for this?
• You're No! You're too fat on your ass. You're killed!
• Actually, your sister's likes it like this.
• What's your name again?
• Hold on, let me change the channel.
• It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.
• Uhhh... I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
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