13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR: 1. PASS MY SHOTGUN 2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING 3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE 4. PUFFY MID-SECTION 5. PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK 6. PROVIDE ME WITH SWEETS 7. PARDON MY SOBBING 8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE 9. PASS MY SWEETS 10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME 11. POOR MEN SUCK 12. PACK MY STUFF. This is a text-based graphic with black text on a bright yellow background. It is a humorous list intended for a profile bio or status update.