The image contains a large block of text that reads: "12 March 2005 Jon Walker Store Manager K-Mart 65555 Summit Ridge, NV, 89503 Mrs. Peterson 65555 Moores Park, NV, 89503 Dear Mrs. Peterson, Having responded to 6 months our security has been monitoring your husband's activities while in our store. The list below details of all, which have been verified by our surveillance cameras and we have retained copies on tag. We have respectively given your husband verbal warnings while he is in this store and he has subsequently ignored them. He has replied to these warnings with ridicule and the response "while the wife shops here I come here too" We are therefore banning your husband from our store effective immediately. The following list details his activities over the past six months: 15: Take all kinds of cosmetics and randomly put them in people's carts when they're looking. 12: Get all the alarm clocks in House to go at 5-7 minute intervals. 17: July 3 Make a trail of toilet paper on the floor leading to the restrooms. 13: July 10 Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone: "Code in 3" and was watched quietly. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on my-way. September 23: After an employee asked him to step aside, he replied "I'll be back when you're ready" He's replied 'I'll be back' to several employees. September 23: After all staff employees him assigned he to cry and ask "Why can't you play just like me alone?" October 10: While in the gym department, asked the clerk if he knew where the inexpensive ones are. October 12: He's been caught repeatedly running through the aisles, screaming "Impossible" theme. December 6: In the auto department, pranked the Makingtona "Look
