Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes (Must Read Out Loud) 1. That's not right...Sum Ting Wong 2. Are you harbouring a fugitive...Hu Yu Hai Ding 3. See me ASAP...Kum Hia 4. Stupid Man...Dum Fuk 5. Small Horse...Tai Pi No Pi 6. Did you go to the beach... Wai Yu So Tan 7. I bumped the coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin 8. I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat 9. It's very dark in here...Wai So Dim 10. I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Kum Ching 11. This is a tow away zone...No Pah King 12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week...Wai Yum Kau Nam 13. Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo 14. He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka 15. Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ku Pi 16. Great...Fa Kin Su Pah. This image features a list of phonetic puns that sound like English phrases when read aloud, paired with fake Chinese names. It is a piece of dated humor intended for profile pages or message boards.
