Why Best friends are different than Good friends? Good acts like a guest at your house Best raids your fridge and makes themselves at home Good knocks on your door and wait Best walks right in and says "Mom, I'm home" Good hands your shoe if it falls down Best grabs your shoe and runs around the room with it, screaming "Ha, ha, loser!" Good comforts you when heartbroken Best will say "be right back" with a baseball bat, come back at 3am and say "it's all beer, baby, care of."