Explains what the word "NO" means. Do you own or drive a car? Yes/No. Where would you like to be shot? Which is the last bone you want broken? What do you want to be if you grow up? What is best friend's name? Who, besides God, should you fear most? Do you, now, have ever done drugs? Yes/No. Do you plan to be Buried? / Cremated? A list of questions formatted as a humorous application form for a friend to fill out.