Testies for Besties (find out if you're a true friend) 1. When you are sad, I will plot revenge against the idiot who made you sad. 2. When you are blue I will dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you are scared, I will rag on you every chance I get. 4. When you are confused I will use little words. 5. When you fall I will point and laugh at your clumsy a** and then think about helping you. 6. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about myself just so you can stop whining. This is a text-based graphic with a black border and a white background. It is a humorous list of friendship rules intended for a personal profile page.
