The Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the ____ day of ____, 20__ between ________ and ________. This agreement shall cover the following rules and principles: - No sleeping unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. - No meeting in public, except for dinner or drinks for the events of the evening (when absolutely necessary). - No calls before 9 p.m. - No emotional discussions about where this thing is headed, or potential love blossoming etc. - No plans made in advance - that's why we're each other's "backup". - An out-of-town hookup is an exception to the rule. Even then, it's a one-time advance rule. - No baby talk - however dirty talk is encouraged. - Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. - No falling asleep after sex - if it's over we get both of us as up and go home. - We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes both of us - so no repeat requests. - Doggie-style is preferred - the less eye contact, the better. A text for extra tip for successful booty calls. The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and the offender will then be removed from the booty call list and deleted from phone, memory and email lists; blocked from all communications until his/her silly ass understands the rules. A signature line at the bottom. This image is a text-based humorous contract presented as a formal legal document. It would be used as a joke or a playful social media post.
