Choose Beer. Choose a beer. Choose a bottle. Choose a fucking massive hangover. Choose pissing in a shopping drow. Choose eating food. Choose drinking beer. Choose sleeping in a bedroom. Choose lying in gutters. Choose being sick in the back of a taxi. Choose kissing you. Choose sleeping with ugly people. Choose drinking competitions. Choose dancing like an idiot. Choose singing friends at two in the morning to sing. Choose tramps. Choose bad karaoke. Choose singing set. Choose empty pockets. Choose pissing every five minutes. Choose arguing with inanimate objects. Choose to choose. Choose arguing with unfunny jokes. Choose falling asleep in a club. Choose arguing with barman. Choose losing your job. Choose fighting with the biggest person around. Choose talking bullshit. Choose walking home at the end of it all thinking what the fucking embarrassment you've been through but then planning next week. Choose your future. Choose beer.