Today we salute you, Mr. Myspace Addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every person you never spoke to in high school, and people you've never met who live 3000 miles away is just so "virtually" popular. As if I'm not enough to feed your staker-ish behavior. Oooo look at you with your 346555 "friends". So go ahead, crack open an ice cold Bud Light. Compulsive Away Message Checker Turned Myspace Psycho. It's too bad that you're not very popular at the bar, but in virtual reality, you're the life of the cyber party. The image features a bottle of Bud Light against a blue gradient background with white text and the Bud Light logo.
